Cabal Addiction

I found out this in the CabalSEA forum. Enjoy...

Teacher: Anyone has rode a cable car to Sentosa before?
Cabalist: Oii mai siao la teacher, Cabal has nothing to do with cars! Only Astral boards and bikes!

Science teacher: Today we are going to learn aura.
Cabalist: Aiya teacher so noob I already get battle mode 2 liao aura code for level 20 only.

Friend: Wah, you've got so many CD games.
Cabalist: Yah, feel free to choose. I've got Air one, Blood one, Earth & Thunder also have. You wan lvl 1, 2 or 3?!?!

At office.
Worker 1: Eh can u pass this to the GM its urgent
Worker 2: Sorry sir Game masters Not available for the moment...

At ATM Machine.
Person 1: Waa Q up so long liau..
Person 2: Server full ma..

At kopitam shop
Friend 1: Eh u got 5 bucks ark?
Friend 2: Do they accept Alz?

At Park
Teen 1: Yo man nice skate board u got there...
Teen 2: Skate board... Its Astral Board la..

At Mcd or KFC
Casher : That will be rm20 pls
Customer: Do u accept A cash? Or cabal cash?

at the highway
Friend 1: Eh look left and right la...don`t simply cross
Friend 2: Don't worry if i die i spawn back to town..

At friend house
Friend 1: Nice katana u got there? is it original..
Friend 2: Yeah its original..its call Titanium Katana +6

At Airport
Friend 1: Awww man our flight delayed again...
Friend 2: This suck..where the NPC when we need one...

At class
Student 1: Waaa so long u come back from toilet ark?
Student 2: Lagging ma..what u expect...

Out side school
Student 1: Eh look ppl gadoh out side ...so crowded one
Student 2: I think they Guild war..just to get honor points.

At home
Mother: See your exam paper all failed u so stupid..i cant believe my son so stupid...
Son: I'm not stupid lah..im just noob

Credit to the all writers in thread here.